a dog says oh you feed me you take care of me-you must be a god. a cat says oh you feed me you take care of me-i must be a god

Soooo True.

I like that one....very true!! Thanks for sharing it with us.

two cats have a meeting on the roof. The first says: "Meow", the other says: "whof!" . The first one:"What is that supposed to mean?". The other answers: "See how bad it is when you don´t speak foreign languages!"

This is my Favourite!

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I dont have time for this bull. I gotta go home and jump the cat."

ahahhahahaha nice KatKrazy!!!

Kline that was good! really good! so dogs appreciate you more than cats... well I have two dogs and well it´s true...

KatKrazy very cute I love it!

Please note: This is a great thread and we can have a lot of fun with it. But let´s remember that there are young users and even younger visitors on the site so let´s watch the language.

Sorry Marcatmm. i didnt think. Just got caught up in the moment.

Thanks for the edit. Much appriciated.

Someone sent me this.... I loved it!
"Cat-Person" Profile Quiz:

Is your devotion to your cat and "cat things" in the training stage, at a moderate level, or extreme? Or are you an all out shameless "cat-a-holic?" Let´s just see how you rate as a "cat person," shall we? See how many of these can you give an HONEST "yes" answer to:

--Can you meow so well that you can fake out your cats?

--Have you ever called your husband/wife by the cat´s name by mistake?

--Do you think of your cats as the "furry kids?"

--Did you ever decide to buy a house or rent an apartment based solely on the potential spot for the litterbox?

--Do you think cat hair in your food is a good source of protein?

--Last Christmas did you spend more money on cat toys than you did on gifts for the kids or grandkids?

--Are you at a loss as to how to talk to people who don´t own any cats?

--Does your wallet contain more photos of your cats than your kids or grandkids?

--Have you often slept on the very edge of the bed so that you won´t disturb the cat who´s sleeping in the very middle?

--Do you leave messages for the kitty on the answering machine?

--Have you ever invited a guest to sit down by patting the seat and making that noise with your pursed lips?

--Does your answering machine have the cat meowing on the outgoing message?

--When you go to the bathroom do you think of it as "using the litterbox"?

--Have you made a habit of setting a place at the table for the kitty?

--Do you know your cat´s birthday (or if not, have made a good guess) and have a birthday party to celebrate?

--When your husband/wife gives you the ultimatum, "OK, it´s me or the cat," you don´t hesitate for even one second.

--Do your neighbors talk about you as "the nut with all the cats?"

How many did you answer "yes" to? I think just answering one with a "yes" is enough to qualify you as a "Cat Person." But the number of yes answers determines the degree:

***Your "Cat-ability" Score: ----1 to 4 yes answers: In training - you could do better, but it´s OK, you´re learning. ----5 to 8 yes answers: Moderate - working on it, improving nicely. Potential is there. ----9 to 13 yes answers: Extreme - just about there, almost mastered the art. Keep stretching yourself. ----14 to 17 yes answers: Totally possessed, hopelessly devoted, cat-a-holic. Congratulations! (But you´ll find no 12 step program here!) Addicted and proud of it, I say!

BTW, I am a 14 : Totally possesed!

I got 8! I´m Moderate...
I´m sure my points will grow as soon as I live on my own house and I find myself decorating the cat´s room, hahaha

I only got a 6, but I don´t have a husband, kids, or an answering machine

I only got a 6, but I don´t have a husband, kids, or an answering machine
Exactly the same here!

I only got a five, but no husband or kids either. I was holding my newborn nephew last summer and found myself calling him "pusspusspuss". Does that count?

14, totally possessed!! I just thought I was normal. lol

I am 13. I need to work on it more.

I only got a five, but no husband or kids either. I was holding my newborn nephew last summer and found myself calling him "pusspusspuss". Does that count?
MichyD, oh yeah. I substituted nieces for kids/grandkids and Mum for husband/wife. I am forever calling My niece Gabby, Molly!!!

14, and I´ve always known I wasn´t normal but wouldn´t change it!! mrrrrrrrrau

I´m a 16. I ring and leave a message every day on the answer machine for my cats!!

Furrypaws, that wasn´t even my best moment. I took a class last summer and the teacher´s name was Sophie. We were both a bit surprised (and she was a bit alarmed) when I found I couldn´t say her name without adding a little kissy noise at the end of it. I think she was avoiding me by the end of the week.

My score was 9... let�s wait until I have kids and grandkids hahaha