How do you dominate your humans? Tell us your theory of how dominate humans, it will help everycat!

We headbut her, or walk on the laptop or sit on her book or mieuw when we want something. It works.

I bite her and swipe at her whenever I want my humans to do something for me. And I always get what I want.

Miming

Noise does it for us, mewing, purring, fighting, and if that doesn´t work then the old faithfuls of headbutts, clawing, jumping on (especially when she is in bed) and hair pulling all seem to get the job done

I lay on her papers, hog the bed, lay on top of her (or push her out, depending on MY mood), snoopervise everything especially meals, stink up my box while she´s in the bathroom so it gets cleaned immediately, pace along side the magic rain room vat to hurry her up, scratch at the door to tell her I want out, walk across her keyboard, and just do everything I can possibly think of for her to pay attention to ME ME ME...it´s all about MEEEEEE!!!

we like to change the channels on the tv. walk in front of anything my mom is working on.

We don´t have to do much... our humans are well trained. But sometimes they forget who´s in charge and we do some meowing, furniture jumping, boxing practice or "head-walk" when they´re trying to sleep. How dare them to sleep when we want to play with them in their bed!!!! Bad humans, bad, bad!

We are building a "temple of poop" to stink out the humans from power. We already rule our humans...with iron poop!

I´ve trained my human to shake my biscuit bowl for me before I´ll eat them! They get worried if they think we´re hungry and are going without food. I keep bugging her as if I want food...and now when I do, she´s come to know that I want my bowl shaken first. Coz I like my biscuits shaken not stirred.

You have to start with the little things first!

Bellamy

I don´t have to think about a specific strategy anylonger because my mom adores me and she does anything I ask her to do. As a matter of fact I´m so beautiful that she melts when she sees me. Nevertheless, either I bite her or I am soft and gentle, she is under my control.

I also find drooling helps!
If you drool on them, they´ll be at your mercy!

Bel

I usually wake her up in the middle of the night and meow until she pets me..

This morning I made her wake up...with my butt in her face.

Priceless!

biting her arms and legs at about 4 in the morning, while she´s sleeping!!!!!!

eat their favorite food and bit any parts of theirs bodies when they are unsuspicious.....

yayyyy

also wet all around when i drink my milk.

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