I am pleased to announce that the UCCU has now re-opened under new management. That is.... me, Mugger!!!!! (Although my Mom thinks She runs it, as if.)

This Club is for any cats who feel they have been slighted by their Moms and Dads. Didn´t get that gushyfood fast enough? What, not allowed to sleep on the bed or walk on the table? Do they put you outside when you want to be inside, or keep you inside when you want to be outside?

This is the place for you! We will deal with the Moms and Dads for you, through negotiation, through protest marches and strikes, through intimidation if necessary and Surprise Poops when required!