Dear Clients,
Having recently completed our first calendar (with the help of everyone but particularly Ms. FurryPaws) we are launching a new venture here at the Top Cat Models R Us Agency. I, Mr. Panchito, have graciously decided to start a magazine celebrating the upcoming unions of many of our fellow u-cats who are taking the plunge into Cat Naptials. They will need loads of wedding advise and who better than me, a confirmed bachelor, to dish it out? Ummm, dish, that reminds me, I wonder if mine has any new food in it. . .
I also am available for private consultation by brides who are my purrsonal friends, starting with Princess. Mr. Panchito, the wedding planner

So...what else will be in this mag?
Feature articles from those who are single?
Hey I´ve had over 50 girlfriends at once before mum took me to the vet. Once I came home I didn´t want to do that anymore...
Is that the sort of stuff you might wanna talk about in there?
Will there be feature articles?

It does sound exciting Will there be lots of pictures?
Maybe we should throw modelling in there...with the latest wedding outfits available, and models like us can...well....model them.

Lamlander

Articles schmarticles! It´s all about the attire, wardrobe, CLOTHES, Lamy dear and of COURSE the stunning models who will, er, model them! Some of whom will be having their own naptials soon. Mr. Panchito

Since so far I´ve been smart enough to NEVER get married, maybe I could model Best Tom outfits?

--Mugger

Sure, Mugger. Mew and meow both! Mr. Panchito

I don´t mind modelling a few dresses and maybe giving tips to single queens as to how to snare a tom? Maybe do a makeover at my salon - the bridal look? Kimmy

Red fur, white veil, Kimmy? Mr. Panchito

Kimmy giggles. No - I gather that my cousin Jamie and his bride Betsey may need your services. Something tasteful.

Kimmy x

Hmmm, tasteful-- salmon? tuna? chicken? beef?

TUNA????????

I´m so there.

Me too for the tuna but, um, we are talking wedding here. Your flavor would probably be, let me guess, HAM!

I am sure that Betsey will be in soon to discuss her purrfrences.

My calendar is filling up! Tell her to come in soon while I can still fit her in--get it--dresses--fit her in? Ha ha. I am so amewsing. Mr. Panchito

Oh Mr. Panchito, you crack me up. You have the most unbridalled humor! (Get it? Get it?)

I´ve been well groomed for this job, Mugger. Mr. Panchito

I am just so excited that Mr. Panchito has agreed to assist with my nuptials and wedding planning. I just know that he will make me drop dead gorgeous!! And, that my wedding will be the Wedding of the Year.

I promised not to be a Bride-Zilla...honestly.

I am beside myself right now....I can barely speak...or meow...

PRINCESS

I´ve been well groomed for this job, Mugger. Mr. Panchito
Well "groomed"...is that a double entendre?? (giggle)

Mr. Panchito...you are tooooooo purrrrrfect for this position...honestly.

PRINCESS

BTW...I brought you a little something....just a little snack..

Oh Mr. Panchito, you crack me up. You have the most unbridalled humor! (Get it? Get it?)
*groan* That falls into the same cat-a-gory as "GROOMED for the job"..actually..it falls below...hehehehe

PRINCESS

Glad you enjoyed the joke, Princess. Did you see Mugger´s joke about unbridaled something or other before that? Thank you for the Fancy Feast. Have you considered my questions about your gown? Purra Fang. like Vera Wang. does lots of strapless gowns, which is a good look for a cat, and some with swishy skirt bits. Do you want sleeves or swishy skirt bits? Mr. Panchito

For Princess - no sleeves or swishy skirt bits. You know she´d look great in Slink.

Oh Mugger, you always think everyone looks best naked. Especially mew. Mr. Panchito