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7.September 2008 23:57

If you want an appointment sign here or just drop by ...

8.September 2008 07:42

Hi Kimmy, I am here for my pawacure and massage! THought I´d just drop by instead of making an appointment, as I realised this is mainly for the ladies. I just enjoy listening to them swoon as I walk in!

Lamlander

8.September 2008 13:53 | changed 8.September 2008 23:35

Lammy, take a seat and I will be with you as soon as I boil the kettle and make you a nice cup of catnip tea ... then I will give you a nice pawacure and aramafuraphy massage. Just R-E-L-A-X.

She hands him a newspaper The Daily Mews and points out the engagement notice of Sid and Chelsea.

Kimmy busies herself in the back of the parlour.

8.September 2008 14:17 | changed 8.September 2008 10:21

She begins to gently massage Lammy´s paws. Now you are a pretty butch boy but I can see you´ve been working hard as a cat model your paws are all rough - your fur is all windswept. It is not an easy job. Tell me Lammy - do you have a girlfriend and what is she like?

Kimmy is trying not to swoon herself as she thinks he is very handsome in his black and white and he reminds her a bit of Mickey.

9.September 2008 08:06

*takes notes on how Kimmy is flirting again*

*notices his belly is hanging out from under the counter and tries to suck it back in*

*fails*

9.September 2008 16:50

If she catches you, Mugger, you´ll see red! Pancho

7.October 2008 03:13

Very quiet day in the salon....Mickey washed all the towels, Cassie restocked the shelves while Porsche created a lovely floral arrangement.

Hopefully more felines will be in tomorrow, Cas. Porsche says after a nice cup of tea.

Oh your arrangement is really beautiful, but I am glad you didn´t use lilies or delfiniums as some cats are quite allergic to them.

After another quiet day they pludded down the blind and turned off the light. PPPP is shut for the night.

15.December 2008 18:24

Kimmy chucks out the dead flowers and opens a glass of bubbly instead.

´Where´s Chels when I need her?´

She looks under the basins to see if there is a black tail sticking out ...

15.December 2008 22:07

Did I hear a cork go pop??? Mickey asks....

17.December 2008 13:03

Hic ...! burp ... Ooops.

17.December 2008 23:06

A small orange cats enters and sees Kimmy and with paws on hips, o you ARE back"

18.December 2008 15:10

OOOh my gawd Boots!! Who´s been doing your fur while I ...er the other Kimmy´s (my identical twin cousin) been away. You look a mess.

Kimmy hurls Boots in a chair and runs her paws through Boots fur. You could do with a red rinse in this ... are you a natural ginge?

Kimmy gets to work.

18.December 2008 15:14

Kimmy is chatting away while she gives Boots a firm shampooing ...

Going anywhere nice for your holidays?
Are you still going out with Cisco?
What are you doing for Christmas?

She yanks Boots out of the basin. Hmmmmmm ... I can probably do something with that. She reaches for the red rage ....

18.December 2008 15:15 | changed 18.December 2008 15:17

I can see I got back JUST ON TIME. Or rather, my relative did. That looks better!

21.December 2008 00:11

Luckly boots knows how to get the red out of her ginger fur.

"uh thanks totally new Kimmy"

boots rushes to wash that red right out of her fur.

21.December 2008 14:29 | changed 21.December 2008 14:32

Kimmy giggles as she gets to work on another client all the time chatting about the latest gossip. Strictly Cats Dancing ...

22.December 2008 19:02

Kimmy put the bottle down...not just the red rage but the mulled wine... all that giggling at your age. Mickey wonders if he should walk her home, she might fall into a ditch!!

23.December 2008 01:11

Mickey Kimmy´s used to falling into ditches by now! Hic!
Chels

23.December 2008 20:07

Chelsea...so nice to see you. Cassie says...pushing the door shut so that Kimmy doesn´t show.

Now what can we do for you?? Are you going somewhere nice for Christmas?? I do hope you get lots of lovely presents.

Would you like a cat nip tea with a little Christmas punch?? Mickey get Chelsea a catnip tea special.

Hic hic...comes from the cupboard...

and put the music up a little......

23.December 2008 20:54

Hic! I thought I might try the Red Rage for Christmas? What do you think? Hic.
(giggles) Oh thankyou ~~~~~~~~catnip tea! Err..any bubbly? Wheres Kimmy today?

23.December 2008 21:09

Chelsea...have you been drinking with Kimmy?? We noticed a few empty bottles on our way in today. I think Kimmy has had a sleep over party!!

Bubbly...yes of course but are you sure about the red rage Chel.

Just a thought does your mum or dad support a football team by any chance??

Porsche get Chel a glass of bubbly..

(hic..hic giggle...gigggle...from the cupboard)

Kimmy...no we haven´t seen her today. Mickey says. I think she might have gone shopping for my Christmas present....I hope it is a big pressie and nice and expensive...

Mickey..Cassie shouts mix the red rage, and make it nice and red this time. Are you sure Chel you want this?? Cassie asks......