Do you mean to tell me that all you Bengal Brats have been well behaved lately?

Because that would be such a fib!

We are All STRIPEY ANGELS...Tee Hee Hee
Bo

1. Angels don´t have stripes.

2. You, Bo, are no angel.

--Mugger

Hey Mugs... have you ever seen an angel??? And not wishing to be racist... have you seen a black one, tee hee? I suspect the answer is "no" to both questions... so just you git off our stripey wings !
Bo

1. Treat is an angel.

2. Treat is black.

3. So there.

--Mugger

Is Treat your latest girlfriend???
My brother is in BIG trouble... he killed a hummingbird... so I guess he ain´t no angel,

Treat is a BOY, Bo - something you´d know nothing about.

And Dr. Smudges killed a hummingbird? I had no idea he could move that fast.

--Mugger

Treat is a BOY??? Oh well I am very broadminded and I don´t mind if you swing both ways... have you told Cha... she´s a bit depressed these days.
Nah it wasn´t old Fatty S who caught the hummer... a hummer has more brains than him!! It was my blood brother Bombay... who hasn´t yet joined the Bengal Brats... but is a member of UC.com... he´s almost as handsome as me!
Bo

Well, that´s a relief, to hear that it was Bombay and not Smudges. Somehow I couldn´t see Smudges catching anything, never mind a hummingbird.

Treat´s not that kind of friend, but even if he was, he´d be just the kind of that friend that I´d want. So there, I´m more broadminded than you are.

Speaking of Cha Cha... I haven´t seen her for a while. How´s she doing? Has she hocked the ring yet?

--Mugger

Cha Cha is having trouble with arthritis... so she is kinda laying low. poor old gal! I suppose the riotous living catches up with you in the end

Bo

I probably shouldn´t have fed her all those rich morsels of food. Tell her Mom that vets can give her the same arthritis medicine they give to humans because it works on cats and dogs, too!

--Mugger

Oh yeah, and DON´T tell Charlotte that Clawdette is back.

--Mugger

P.S. And no need to mention Charlotte to Clawdette either. And don´t mention Lillie to either of them. Because if you do, Bo, I will skin you and wear you like a cape.