This is where you poor kitties and dogs can benefit from sympathy and possible therapy from a long term and experienced sufferer
Dr Smudges PhD (fellow sufferer)

So how come you haven´t written anything about: Bo´s pee-cement boots, the ripped silk blouse, and of course The Butts Picture?

If Bo lived in my house, he wouldn´t live there long, because I´d either throw him out or kill him.

--Mugger

Dear Dr Smudges,

I don´t like my brother much - what can I do to get rid of him. Mum likes him too much.
Yours Vitia.

Dear Vitia... Why don´t you move in with us? That would make Bo happy and he would be so busy "courting" that he would leave me and the Bed Bunny alone and your brother could have your Mummy all to himself
Dr S

So how come you haven´t written anything about: Bo´s pee-cement boots, the ripped silk blouse, and of course The Butts Picture?

If Bo lived in my house, he wouldn´t live there long, because I´d either throw him out or kill him.

--Mugger
Dear Mugger
I have been too busy with my presidential campaign to write much... in between times I am having a nervous breakdown about what Bo might do next. I am trying to persuade Vitia to come and live here. It would give Bo something to get on with and also give the Bed Bunny a vacation.
Smudgie

Now that´s a thought! But I may miss my mumy´s arm during the night...but with teleporting....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Vitia

So how come you haven´t written anything about: Bo´s pee-cement boots, the ripped silk blouse, and of course The Butts Picture?

If Bo lived in my house, he wouldn´t live there long, because I´d either throw him out or kill him.

--Mugger
Oh Yeah?????
Bo

Dear Bo,

Yeah.

I´d throw you outside and you could go live with Muffin.

--Mugger

P.S. Then after you drove Muffin crazy I´d let you come back and live with me AND I would give you a reward.

Dear Bo,

Yeah.

I´d throw you outside and you could go live with Muffin.

--Mugger

P.S. Then after you drove Muffin crazy I´d let you come back and live with me AND I would give you a reward.
Is Muffin a girl???
Bo

No, Muffin is a boy. But I´m sure you could make him crazy in no time.

--Mugger

Dear Bo,

Yeah.

I´d throw you outside and you could go live with Muffin.

--Mugger

P.S. Then after you drove Muffin crazy I´d let you come back and live with me AND I would give you a reward.
What´s the reward???
Bo

What´s the reward???
Bo
Six tins of food (of your choice of kind), a bag of catnip all for yourself, and squatting rights on my Mom´s lap for 8 hours either sequentially or in segments as you choose.

How´s that?

--Mugger

Will you two get off my complaints page... it´s for COMPLAINING not negociating... and I am complaining!!!
Dr Smudges PhD (complaints department)

Ignore that silly old bat ^... what sort of cat food... and is the lap "cumfy"... I don´t like bony knees?
Bo

The cat food will be six tins of your choice of cat food. And trust me, the lap IS NOT bony. I´m not even sure Mom has knees - I´ve never felt them!

--Mugger

Dr. Smudges - essentially, this negotiating is because I am complaining about Muffin who, although not a Bengal Brat, is still no slouch in the Brat department.

Plus if you see how good I negotiate, maybe once you´re President you can make me SecreCatary of State?

--Mugger

Crumbs... it´s awful quiet here!!! Why is noone complaining about these brats???
Bo is currently climbing up the curtains after a semi-dead fly which he prefers to all his expensive cat toys.... he actually EATS them... Ugh! Mum is climbing up the wall
Dr Smudges PhD (waiting hopefully for complaints)

Is it possible Bo is the only Bengal Brat in the universe? He´s like a black hole for bratness!

--Mugger

Well he certainly does have a little black hole... tee hee hee
Cha Cha

That was an extremely vulgar observation Charlotte... please ignore her, fellow complainers. She´s not very classy
Dr Smudges PhD (campaign for more class on the site)

CHAAAARRRRLOOOOTTTTTTTEEEE!!!!!!

*faints from joy*

--Mugger