Tegan
There is a NEW "Creature from the dark place!"  

Owner Tegan
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OK.....put the crosses on the window!

3 months ago
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Daddy thinks he has the plague.

He is sick with the flu again and so thinks it is "curtains" for him. "The blob" has been coughing too, so I am searching out the masking tape to put warning crosses on all the windows to ward off visitors.

Fortunately "Tank boy" and "Missy moo" don´t seem so bad.....or UNFORTUNTELY in my case. After being conscripted into "Tank boys" army and fighting the hordes of plastic enemy soldiers alongside plastic batman and Darth vader (Who is supposed to be bad as I understand it...but seems to have switched sides today) I have also been made up to look like a dolly by Missy moo. A cats work is never done!

"The Blob" despite his cough is crawling around everywhere and has already pulled me off the couch once to give me one of his "Constrictor" hugs. A "Constrictor" hug is where "the Blob" gets his arms round you...squeezes and then rolls on top of you (he weighs a TONNE) You have to use what little air you have left to yelp like a lost puppy so Mummy comes and saves you.

BEWARE the BLOB!!

Love Tegan xx
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Owner teri13
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poor little teagn. when you see the blob coming---run!!

Inappropriate 10.August 2008 11:48

Owner drbom
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The Blob really looks dangerous in that picture. So do the Tank Boy and Missy Moo. Glad there aren´t any little humans in my house.

Miming

Inappropriate 10.August 2008 12:46

Owner Kempton
 4

Hey Teags! I think I have the same as your dad!
Mum took me to the v-e-t today and I have a really bad cold! Hope your dad doesn´t have to have that nasty ´therm-mom-hitter´ shoved up his bum like I did though! That was SO undignified!

Constantine

Inappropriate 10.August 2008 12:53

Owner darcyd
 4

You are such a busy cat, Tegan. Cisco, Pancho, and Kittibits

Inappropriate 10.August 2008 13:14

Owner wolfie
 1

Yes, Teags, make sure you tell your Dad that if he has to go to the v..e..t.., that he should make sure to wear pants.

Tank Boy and Missy Moo seem friendly enough... but the Blob!!! The look on his face is giving me chills. You can tell he´s planning his next Constrictor Hug!

--Mugger

Inappropriate 10.August 2008 13:28

Owner marketa
 5

You poor thing, so much hard work.

Inappropriate 10.August 2008 22:59

Owner brigitte
 1

You know what - war with Darth Vader on your side does sounds like fun!
And I think you all dressed up in a pretty frock sounds rather alluring.
The matter of the blob impersonating a boa constrictor sounds rather scary – so stay out his grasp for the time being – but must say he looks like quite a personable sort of little guy.
Good luck with the ‘plague’ and hope that it passes over soon. Maybe the dad should go to the VET - but he should mind out for any thermometers!!
Love Tigger

Inappropriate 11.August 2008 15:37

Owner JanCarol
 5

Tegan, you are a patient saint of a cat. Piper

Inappropriate 27.August 2008 16:00