SunnyThat horrid pigeon is on MY ledge every day! 
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Last night a great honour was bestowed upon me. Prof. Imogen Katt of Idgie U. awarded me a degree. I am now Sunny, Ph.D.(Phil.), and wish in future to be addressed as Dr. Sunny.
The first day we met, Mom, you named me Sunny. Later that day, you called me Sunnywunnyhunnybunny. After you brought me home, your terms of address degenerated over time to include Fluffy Wuffy, Pussy Wussy, Cutsie Wootsie, Baby Waby, Boysie Woysie and other such names that have been a constant affront to my dignity. I can endure the Sunnywunnyhunnybunny from time to time in intimate moments. But as for the others, please cease and desist immediately.
I shall now repair to my inner sanctum which you call the closet, leaving you to commune with Angie as you seem to manage to do in spite of her limited cerebral functions. I must further contemplate my premise "I PURR, THEREFORE I AM".
The first day we met, Mom, you named me Sunny. Later that day, you called me Sunnywunnyhunnybunny. After you brought me home, your terms of address degenerated over time to include Fluffy Wuffy, Pussy Wussy, Cutsie Wootsie, Baby Waby, Boysie Woysie and other such names that have been a constant affront to my dignity. I can endure the Sunnywunnyhunnybunny from time to time in intimate moments. But as for the others, please cease and desist immediately.
I shall now repair to my inner sanctum which you call the closet, leaving you to commune with Angie as you seem to manage to do in spite of her limited cerebral functions. I must further contemplate my premise "I PURR, THEREFORE I AM".
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