This diet thing...it´s for the birds.Seriously.I don´t know how Mum expects me to survive on these meager rations.
it takes an awful lot of energy to groom this long fur of mine and I can almost feel some bones poking out around the rib area.
Almost.
I´ve noticed young Miss Dime is getting a ...
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Mum finally got me in a good mood(quite rare!) and managed to cut the dreadlock off of my tail.I made her work for it of course,even got in a quick bite of her leg when Dad´s back was turned.I feel sooooo much better now!Now,where is my treat for being a good boy?
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I pulled a swifty on Mum today and got a double breakfast again!When Mum got home from work she almost gave me two dinners,she didn´t realise dad already fed me.Unluckily for me dad walked in to the kitchen just as Mum opened the cupboard.........one day the double meal deal will be ...
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Thank goodness Dad fixed the computer,we were all going crazy without our daily dose of friends and fun on united cats.we missed all of you!
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You can really tell that spring is on its way,last night Persia climbed a tree.....at night time!Today was mayhem at our house,Dime and Persia both got in trouble with Dad for scratching the couch then I threw up on the rug.Got the hoo-mans all paying attention to us! Harvs
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I love cheese,it is my favourite thing ever.so what is my Mum doing with WA-SA-BI cheese?who the heck eats that?WASABI?I begged and begged until she gave me some,then it took ages to get the taste out of my mouth!YUCK!Let this be a warning to all you dairy cats out there!Harv
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A lady came to my house the other day and was very surprised when Mum told her that I am fourteen years old.No,I havent had any"work" done,I am just naturally a very youthful,handsome guy.I am also very modest.Harvey(passes for a 9 year old)
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Uncle Pete has gone on a holiday so Mum is looking after cousin Dime,that means less attention for Persia and I.Not happy!Mum even chased me out of Dimes room so she could finish her supper.Sorry,but this is MY HOUSE.I dont care for"cute"tabby princesses anyway,especially not when they have big ...
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mum is telling everyone that i have a dreadlock on my tail and she wants to cut it off.number one.....you aint gettin´ anywhere near me with those scissors.number two,dreadlocks are for hippies....oops,here she comes!im outta here!Harv
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how is this for rude.im eating my supper and mum decides to change the water bowl.as she went to put it down she spilled half of it on my back!of course it didnt stop me in my quest for a full tum,but she got a towel and dried me while i was trying to eat.honestly!what on earth was she playing at?
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I managed to get two breakfasts today!dad fed me then went back to bed and then mum got up for work and gave me more food!by the time dad yelled out to her i had scoffed the whole lot down.I must say,I was pretty proud of myself.....not to mention full!
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Its up to me to write this,Mum and Persia are pretty upset.they are lighting a candle for Kittibits and mum had that leaky water stuff in her eyes.i just want everyone to be happy again,so please all pray for Kittibits,light a candle or whatever you do.Respect,paws crossed,Harvey.
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here we go again,i heard the humans talking about a party next weekend.personally,i adore the extra attention i get when we have parties but i just know that silly miss persia will be hiding under mum and dads bed.her loss,more pats for me,plus i looooove party pies!yum!
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what a beautiful day!lucky dad has gone to work because mum lets me sit on the barbecue outside,whereas dad would get pretty mad at me....as usual!im REALLY hungry today,i think it might be dinner time soon,i just want to get a little more sunbathing in before night time....then ill eat,eat,EAT!
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the big day is here,its auntie khates birthday.mum and dad got her the dumbest thing,a pretend cat that purrs and makes happy paws.i wasnt fooled by it but i could tell persia thought it was real.why does she need that?arent my purrs and happy paws enough?its ugly too.auntie seemed to like it and ...
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for once its not me being told off.cousin dime has been really naughty lately,for example she keeps getting on top of the fish tank and that makes my daddy soooo mad!this morning persia was caught scratching the bed and daddy yelled at her too.yep,im just going to sit back and let those girls be ...
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why does my daddy do rotten things to me?im almost embarrassed to tell you this.....today we were outside and he brushed me with the outside broom!he thought it was so funny,he called everyone to come and have a look,then DID IT AGAIN!i kept my temper and didnt bite like i wanted to.i might have ...
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well,its about time.....mum finally put some new photos of me.i hope you all like them!
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it is my aunty khates birthday soon,and im not sure what to get her.i give her my loudest purrs most days,but a birthday is special and i do love her a lot.hmmmm.i would marry her if i could!perhaps a nice piece of cheese or a bit of fish?
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yesterday it rained all day,so everything was wet.i went to the toilet in the back yard(cos im a good boy)and i thought i´d run back so i wouldnt get too wet.yep,i slipped and crashed chest first into the bottom step.mum and uncle pete laughed their heads off.i ran into the kitchen and my legs ...
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