Last gifts to this cat

My diary

Another haiku

I`ve finished eating
There is still food in the bowl
Must cover it up
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About me

I`m biracial -- a Siamese/American Shorthair mix. And I`m proud of that. I`m very adventurous and confident, though my dad sometimes calls me mischievous or naughty.

I am half of the inspiration for the Chlotrudis Awards (http://www.chlotrudis.org/) that celebrate independent film. Articles in the Boston Globe, Boston Magazine, and the Boston Phoenix have mentioned me and my unusual claim to fame. And yet, I haven`t attended the awards ceremony in many years, since they moved it from my home to a public venue. Sad, isn`t it?

I`m not terribly graceful or poised, but what I lack in coordination, I make up for in speed, strength, and pure enthusiasm. I`m especially good at doing Matrix-like jumps off of doorframes.

I don`t like my voice, so I stay quiet most of the time. But when I do talk, my voice has a throaty, deep timbre like Tallulah Bankhead or Kathleen Turner.

I live for the days when my dad puts me in bondage gear and walks me down the street. I wish I were feral.

Favourite food

Butter

Favourite toy

Daddy`s belt under the bed covers

Likes

Bum lovin` (lots of spanking on my rear)
Empty boxes and shopping bags
Being pushed/flown around in the laundry basket
Packing tape
Escaping out the front door when no one is looking

Did I mention BUTTER?

Dislikes

Being picked up and held like a baby
Sharing a litter box
The fact that I can`t cover up the food bowl when I`ve finished eating
Tom Cruise

My personality

Energy

90%

Intelligence

90%

Friendliness

100%

Playfulness

90%

Activeness

80%

Loyalty

0%