so mom and dad have been home with us for 5 DAYS!!! i am so ready for them to go back to work----they´re always in my face, petting me, kissing me..gah!!! who gives them all this time off anyway?? they need to get back to work to make that money that keeps me FED and happy!
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so tootsie shared ONE of the many photos of me and that brat mistletoe having a disagreement over certain sections of the sunday paper. truth be told, i was actually getting the best of missy and i have the picture to prove it!!
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that is what the living room is like right now---with all the lights off and the blinds drawn to keep the hot texas sun out...and i gotta admit, i LIKE it!! i´m going to go lay on the dvr box to have a snooze and dream about my darling bobby goren
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i just had a HEEEEE-YOOOOOO-GE scare! the stupid helium balloon that mom brought home with her flowers a couple of weeks ago got wrapped around my leg....i immediately took off running into the kitchen...when i noticed the balloon was still following me i ran back into the living room and jumped ...
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*sigh*
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mom turned her back for one minute to put the load of clothes she just took out of the dryer on the couch to fold....when she came back to put the new load of wash in...this is what she saw i love the warm dryer!!

---bootsie

i´m such a horrible picture taker---bootsie is fuzzy but ...
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i don´t know who she thinks she is..but one hiss from me and she knew i meant business! how DARE she try to put a harness on me? yeah, i want to go outside, but not with THAT stupid thing on me! they may be able to get away with that sort of thing with tootsie (pushover), but not with this ...
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straight from the faucet is how i like it
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as usual, my sister mistletoe misquoted me...i did not use the H word when i was talking about mom´s award..i used that OTHER one that begins with an S.

get it right stinkerbelle!!
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shygirl3550 said one of my pics looked SUPERMODELISH! i always KNEW i was a diva and thanks to her, i can finally convince mistleturd and big nasty that i am a force to be reckoned with!

thank you shygirl!! you made my YEAR
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not much going on here at home. missy is back to her old self..tootsie is ranting and raving about a ´tummy tuck´ (whatever THAT is). i have learned that the top of the refrigerator is a wonderful place to be. i always wondered what missy saw in it---but the other day mom lifted me up and put ...
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bobby goren gave me his heart!!! i am so happy i am going to eat some catnip...wish you could join me bobby....there is lots of it

xoxoxoxo
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after all this time on unitedcats..i have finally found the man of my dreams....his name is bobby goren and i have given him a heart

i am so new at this....i have to go now before i embarrass myself...
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wow, cats are showing up by the DROVES! mom looks a little bewildered but i´m sure once she starts sipping her wine...she´ll be ok. everybody is so happy and friendly!! glad to finally meet our buddies in paw-son...this is gonna be a HOOT!!!

*groan*

dad seems to think karaoke is going to ...
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so nobody noticed that missy made reference to 2 songs during her wail about zvonek??

love hurts - def leppard
the waiting is the hardest part - tom petty and the heartbreakers

she really needs to quit hanging around mom while mom is on the computer looking for ...
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Mugger,

my mom wants to offer you these turkey legs as a peace offering...apparently, she is rather intimidated by you and feels that a turkeypology is in order.
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has it been two weeks already?!

*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* *puuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr* *chiiiiiiiiirpppppppppppp*

*ROOOOWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*

boys---run and HIDE!!!
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that merlin is one handsome tom!!!! i don´t know what to do with myself.....puurrrr...grrrr....rowwwrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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is driving me CRAZY. she is running all over the place and then climbing up door jambs....she gets halfway up the opening!! what is that?????
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i am going to say a special prayer for antonio before i got to bed tonight so he will get better soon!
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