OliverSo many guests these days... can I have some peace please?
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LiandOllie
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Nail Clipping
- 5 months ago
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Okay so I got carried away playing with mummy´s toe. Sorry I swiped at it a bit too harshly. But why oh why humans are such ridiculous creatures? They are so incredibly clumsy with no reflex whatsoever. (and they got the cheek to call me "slowmeister", "turtleboy" and such, just because I am getting a bit chubby.)
Then they have this bare skin like a plucked chicken, no fur, not only they look extremely silly but also they get scratched with the slightest contact and make such a drama out of it!!
Now mummy got her nail clippers out and clipped the tips of my claws. It doesn´t hurt but feels weird. Well I know where she put that nail clipper, I will nick it when she is not looking and knock it into somewhere she will never find it... just wait.... mwahahahahah...
Then they have this bare skin like a plucked chicken, no fur, not only they look extremely silly but also they get scratched with the slightest contact and make such a drama out of it!!
Now mummy got her nail clippers out and clipped the tips of my claws. It doesn´t hurt but feels weird. Well I know where she put that nail clipper, I will nick it when she is not looking and knock it into somewhere she will never find it... just wait.... mwahahahahah...



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