Ginger
Winter draws on, I love my home  

Owner oldwoman
 7  5

Why are they picking on me

9 months ago
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The government antiobesity strategy has in this house so far reached only me. Why??? Mum´s diet looks in need of a review and Sid is not thin and sylphlike either! WHY???
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Oh Ginger, just tell them enoughs enough! If not, I´m sure you can always raid the kitchen cupbaord in the middle of the night and eat all the food!

~Kashmir

Inappropriate 25.January 2008 07:57

Owner wolfie
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Also you could try lying around on the floor and moaning piteously. Or making a rampaging leap and dash for the table while they´re eating and just grab a huge mouthful!

--Mugger

Inappropriate 25.January 2008 07:59

Owner hazelm
 4

You are doing a real service... you make Cha Cha look quite slim!!
Bo

Inappropriate 25.January 2008 08:16

Owner oldwoman
 7  5

Well, I have been charging around the house and clawing furniture. I gave mum a very passionate cuddle using my claws and giving her love bites. I managed to get a little extra food that way but mainly it gets me thrown out of the house I think I have managed to frighten the dog though. Result!

Inappropriate 25.January 2008 08:51

Oh, I like the sound of Mugger´s idea, don´t worry about getting thrown out of the house, does your mum like you eating live creatures? Next time your thrown out, be sure to catch a nice fat skink outside and bring it in ´Alive´ and show your family what the result is of underfeeding you! Worked for me! Henceforth, you shall continue bringing in ´live´ creatures into the house until you are fed properly! No Kitty deserves to Starve!

~Kashmir

Inappropriate 25.January 2008 10:28

Owner kiwi1
 7  1

Just get all the food u need no matter what they do or they hide it... enjoy, relax and act hungry when anyone looks ur side..

Inappropriate 25.January 2008 11:43

Owner teri13
 4

I think Mugger has the best idea. Just jump there and very fast grab their food and run while you are eating it. Cause a lot of commotion like breaking something and when they get up to look, jump on the table and finish off their dinner.

Lou, mr and boots

Inappropriate 26.January 2008 03:46

Owner oldwoman
 7  5

Thanks for your suggestions, buddies. I certainly am trying them all. Being bad tempered seems to have the best effect

Mum has come up with a new wheeze though. She usually gives me strips of raw chicken breast - this is ssupposed to stimulate my gums a prevent ginfivites, which I am prone to. It´s quite nice and my favourite food, but...now she has dreamt up that she will give me the meat in thick wodges, which take forever to eat. My jaw is aching with the effort.

Inappropriate 26.January 2008 07:26

Owner wolfie
 1

Oh, she´s trying the Big pieces of food now? That´s an easy one to handle. First, just eat some normally - but then bolt a bunch of it and hork it back on the carpet! She´ll go back to feeding it to you normally if you start horking in her shoes!

--Mugger

Inappropriate 26.January 2008 11:32

Owner oldwoman
 7  5

What a good idea, Mugger!

Inappropriate 26.January 2008 12:16