Mum has been trying to cut back on my food again. Allegedly I am too fat! Too fat for what, I ask you? I wish she would give up on that silly idea! I had to go and look for food my self and came back home looking even more mucky than usual. Now mum has threatened me with a bath! Oh deary, deary ...
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I have had such a busy summer this year. Mum is a bit peeved with me, because I have been ignoring her and treating the house like a hotel. But there has been so much to do! There is the old foe, the black stray, who keeps trying to muscle in on our patch, and if that was not enonugh, thare is a ...
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We had a lovely evening last night. Positively idylic. Sid was out of action with his sore mouth, so the kittens, myself and the dog all cuddled up together with mum. Why can it not be like that all the time? I think Sid should have his teeth pulled more often Mean of me, I know, but I have to ...
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Yet again mum fed that me that cardboard tasting rubbish she calls low calorie food. I did my best to eat it, but a cat must have his dignity. I stomped off outside to look for food around the neighbourhod. Suddenly, I see mum marching off somewhere. Oh goodie, I thought, she is going hunting. ...
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I managed to get my chops around some kitten food today You see, my friends, mum has been feeding me bits of cardboard for some time now. Well, it tastes like cardboard at any rate. She thinks I should lose weight. Why, only yesterday I saw her eat 2 pieces of cheescake... she thought, if ...
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The neighbours have been away and mum has been spoiling their mog rotten. This does irk me quite a lot. But now I have found the solution. I have relocated to the neighbours garden and chased their mog away. Now I simply sit there and when mum comes around to feed him, she can´t find him ...
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Mum has been preoccupied with the neighbours mog she is supposed to be looking after while they are away. They have not left him a litter tray. (The drama of it all!) He does not use one normally, being an outdoorsey sort of cat. But the weather has been so bad recently. Mum says, is she supposed ...
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I think I quite like our new kittens Tondo and Tilde. I wasn´t sure at first, but now I am definitely starting to like them. They are better company than cranky Sid for sure. They are a bit annoying sometimes, but they made me feel young again. A bit against my will really.
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The news, my friends, could not be better. The vet says, that I have definitely been already castrated. It must have been done, I suppose, by those nice cat rescue workers, who came to sort out the colony of strays, we used to have in the street years ago. Phew! I am glad I am not a girl! At least ...
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So I went to the vets to have the snip... half an hour later they phoned mum and said that I had no nuts, This is the same vet who said I needed to be castrated!?!? It really does not give you much confidence in the vet does it? They will be saying I am a girl next! Anyway, they are going to put ...
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MEEEOOOWWW!!! I m going to the vets for the snip this morning! I have been locked up in the conservatory all night in case I ate something before my op. Let me out PLEASE!!! I will be good, I promise, mum. JUST LET ME OUT!!! You don´t seriously think I am going to use that mamby pamby litter box? ...
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Sid had the snip as young lad. If that was supposed to improve his temper, I dread to think, what he would have been like without it.

Sid´s first owner was not all bad. As mum says, it is hard not to kick a cat, when it has just gauged a lump out of your shin. They simply could not handle Sid ...
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I have heard a rumour that I am going to get the 2 bricks treatment on Thursday. Ouch, just the thought of it! To be honest I don´t know how I have got away with it thus far. I suppose mum thought there was no for it need before. Now that Tilde has moved in with us, mum has reconsidered and ...
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When I looked out of the window this morning, I saw the most beautiful long haired persian cat. (Unfortunatelly, it was yet another tom.) Sidney was sitting on the other side of the window seemingly unperturbed. I bet they had sat like that half the night. I think Sid is going soft in his ...
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Mum finally got me with the comb and combed my tummy and back legs. I was so sleepy, I had no energy to struggle. I hope she is happy now. All that grooming ain´t natural, that´s what I say!
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It seems if you delete a photo, it deletes all associated messages as well. Oh dear me, that´s cleared my messages somewhat
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Mum´s going to do some gardening today. Cut back some shrubs. I love doing that and always do my best to help. I hide in the bushes and then suddenly burst out giving her a surprise I know she likes it even though she says she will one day cut my whiskers with the secateurs. Another good ...
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Well, it´s just as well I hid from the v..e..t visit. When mum opened her eyes and put hes specs on straight, she realised. that it had been a clerical error anyway. I was not due to go for my annual jabs at all! The vets reminder about the jabs, which arrived in the post, had come from a ...
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The government antiobesity strategy has in this house so far reached only me. Why??? Mum´s diet looks in need of a review and Sid is not thin and sylphlike either! WHY???
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Someone has been spreading a nasty roumour that I have got fleas. Well, maybe I have and maybe I haven´t. So what is wrong with a few pets (OK parasites)? I hope mum won´t drag me off to the vets for that bossy nurse to administer the flea drops like last time. Oh dear.... I´d better let mum ...
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