Socks

Owner Muddy
 2

Lonely, I am so lonely, I have nobody, I´m all alone... *caterwauls*

5 months ago
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If you think that song is anoying with it´s weird chipmunk chorus, then try listening to it non-stop, being sung by your daft twin brother as he sits in the garden, trying to fend of the mad rabbit he has to share it with.

On the weekend his mommy went to sleep over at her best friend´s house, and his grandparents went away for the weekend to visit THEIR parents. My poor brother got locked outside with a full bowl of food, and a full bowl of water, left on the garden table so the mad rabbit couldn´t get at them.

Of course, my brother being the dolt that he is, he jumped of the garage roof, onto the roof of where the complex post boxes used to be, then down into a high garden, then climbs down to the road, forgetting that he can never climb back up!

Well, his humans were only gone for a day and a half really, but he was ever so thrilled when they came back home, let him in, and brought him his still half-ful bowl of kibble, and gave him a fresh bowl of water.

I was relieved, if only because it got him to stop singing that aweful song... I was beginning to consider asking the head angel for ear-muffs...
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Owner wolfie
 1

Your poor brother - how come he doesn´t remember that he can´t get back home from that garden? And poor you - your EARS must hurt now!

--Mugger

Inappropriate 13.June 2008 01:00

Owner Muddy
 2

Oh, I´ll be alright. An angel fixed them for me the moment Smudge stopped singing. ^.^

He doesn´t remember because he´s such a silly kitty. ^.^ Also, I guess he doesn´t like toileting in his mommy´s garden.

Inappropriate 13.June 2008 02:05

Owner darcyd
 4

I´m really disappointed that he didn´t ask me for harp accompaniment. the late great Treat

Inappropriate 13.June 2008 13:27

Owner Muddy
 2

Harp certainly would have made that song more barable, but the angels might have kicked Treat out... tht song is horrendous with its chipmunk chorus, and the other cats would no doubt have complained...

Inappropriate 13.June 2008 20:19

Owner JanCarol
 5

Your bro´ has some dangerous behaviours! What if he met a car whilst Mummy-Daddy away?

Inappropriate 27.July 2008 12:44