Hey I had a great party! Fank you all for the great gifts... cake and stuff!
Talking stuff... Old Smudgie stuffed himself with tuna and horked it up in my bowl of kibble... so much for dignified senior citizens! The old floozie Cha overindulged in the catnip and exposed her voluminous panties to ...
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We all got tuna for BREAKFAST!!!! It´s great being two... not terrible! Mind you I caught Cha Cha tippling the party sham pain already. I hope she is going to behave herself!
I love Vitia and I am going to ask her to go for a drive in my new pink car later... but right now I am going to wash ...
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Two BIG birfday cakes have already arrived... thank you Sooooo much!!! I do hope you will all come along to the party in the Bengal Brats Club later on!
I peeked in the fridge and there are some white paper packages... so I suppose they have got some sham pain ham in.
I am going to be a really ...
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Someone wants sham pain ham at my birfday party on Monday./.. and I don´t know what that is!!!
Anyone know where to get some?
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Mommy says that I can have a Birfday Party on Monday in the Bengal Brats Clubroom. I´m going to be a Terrible Two but she says I am terrible already.
ALL my buddies are invited!!! Some of you will have to teleport over here. Can you let me know what to get in for the Kitfest... I want ...
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I am going to be two in a few days and all I hear is about " the terrible twos"! Can someone tell me what I am going to experience and why the twos are so terrible?
Will I have to give up my Bed Bunny or stop telling banjo jokes or get married???
Or something I don´t know about?
I asked ...
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Oooooooooh I´ve just seen a seriously gorgeous blond Begal cutie called Cruella. She has quite taken my mind off the Bed Bunny!!!
Pssst! Don´t ANYONE mention this to Vitia!!!
Bo
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OMG! He has taken this very badly!!!
He really thought that he was going to get elected... which was pretty silly of him considering that there are only 60 thousand of us and millions and millions of them... and the vets certainly woudn´t be for US. But then, bless him he isn´t the sharpest ...
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Oh that was some party!! The Bengal Brats all got "slightly cheerful" and I passed out only to be woken up when Mugger flushed the toilet on me.
I have been gone over by Cha who has washed my ears and whispered threats into them at the same time about what she will do to me if I mess up the ...
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Well the one good thing about this wedding is that there is going to be one heck of a party on Friday night at Mugger´s Club. Its a black tail do... but they will just have to put up with my stripey one ´cos I ain´t changing it.
I´m not too happy about this same sex partnership thing with ...
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Well, old Fatty S has asked me to be his same sex significant other for this upcoming election!!! He says it´s all the rage, this same sex stuff and he wants to appear cool! Me... Bo the Bed Bunny Bonker!!! Like everything there are pros and cons to this!

Con: I do not fancy Smudgie at all!!! ...
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I´ve been watching this Olympic gymnastics stuff.... well I didn´t have any option because SHE has been glued to the box for a week watching this nonsense. They get a piece of ribbon with what looks like the lid off a tin of Fancy Feast for a prize!!! Not even the whole tin and then they all ...
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Well I´m still alive... a friend called round so she carved up some ham instead of me and I retired to the dirty laundry which seems to be about the only location that I can´t get into trouble, so I settled down and pulled a few threads in the new bath towels.
Fatty S played the good host and ...
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This has not been a good week for me!!! And that is a bit of an understatement! It started out with the concrete slippers episode which came about from a healthy scientific interest in water flow out of the bath, which led to me getting "pee-concrete" all over the closet (and her bed) ad finished ...
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Australia here I come!!! Anybody over there want to adopt me? After yesterday and the concrete slippers episode I spent the day in the dirty laundry picking the stuff out of my toes... crumbs that clumping stuff sticks like STB glue. What she doesn´t know is that in my efforts to clean my claws ...
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Honestly I am a magnet to trouble it seems... I decided to investigate the way the water goes down the plughole of the bath. I mean this is of scientific INTEREST and I can confirm that our water goes round clockwise (Could an antipodeal friend confirm that it goes the other way round in the ...
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Well She grabbed me good and proper last night and examined my boody rather more intently than I appreciated!!! I heard her mutter something that sounded like "bleeding hammerheads"... now I know that they are sharks... but Smudgie says she said "hemorrhoids". Then she dragged me under a bright ...
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Wee Hee!! We´ve got our own club... at least we have a page in our own club where we Bengals can all get together and have a jolly time comparing our spots and stripes and telling how we got the family dog peed off! My bro Bombay stops that stoopid cocker of theirs from going upstairs by ...
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At last I have a girlfriend!!! She is a British Abyssinian and she is VERY beautiful. I am going to be a good boy about all this and give up the bed bunny, Witty Kitty and the Pink Floozy. I am saving up the coupons from my litter box stuff in the hope that I can trade them in for some air miles. ...
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Well I have survived... yet again... a couple of weeks with no computer and only old
Fatty S for company. It´s not good enuff... no telly = no sex on the Animal Planet and no computer = no emails from my girlfriends.
What I want to know is why she keeps going off to paint WALLS... there are ...
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