Not content with eating my bed, eating my food and stealing my favourite spot in front of the pet TV (hamsters) Barney has now taken over my role as moth and spider hunter.

There I was happily lying on my back waiting for the moth to fly my way so I could grab it (I can´t waste too much of my precious energy after all) and suddenly he bounds in, leaps up in the air and eats it, he didn´t even swat it around a bit and taunt it mercilessly first, just chomp and it was gone!

He also caught my spider that was running around on Mum´s bed last week, much to her relief, she said it was lucky one of her pets isn´t too lazy to hunt down small scary creatures. I was going to catch it when I was ready, but I had to eat some food for energy first. Honestly don´t these Humans know anything.

I know he´s doing it to annoy me and to make me look bad, greedy and lazy. I shall have to start planning a counter attack to make him look bad.... I´ll start planning once I´ve eaten this food, and had a cat nap.......