Frodo
Haha Arwyn´s getting the snip.  

Owner daftdog
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This diet is really getting to me

6 months ago
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Yesterday I was so hungry I chewed through the pocket of Mum´s jeans, just to get to the puppy´s training treats she´d forgotten were in there when she put them in the laundry basket. She was far from impressed when she discovered my ´crime´.

I personally think her starvation of me is far more criminal though, not to mention evil! Imagine letting the puppy have treats, just to train the stupid mutt to sit and lie down and do other foolish dog things, while I´m fading away before her eyes. Well ok... I have only lost 100 grams in 6 weeks, but still! Some cats are just meant to be big and I´m one of them!

Who wants to look like twiggy anyway!

I´m still trying to work out how to get into the cage that holds those tasty looking little creatures. They´d make a nice breakfast for me.
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Owner drbom
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oh frodo, i´m so sorry for you. some of us are just naturally big boned. a cat on a diet! that´s a violation of our basic rights (to be free to eat, sleep and hunt birds and other small creatures, and to torture doggies). go liberate those little creatures!

miming

Inappropriate 26.May 2008 15:12

Owner darcyd
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We can see how you´re withering away to nothing, Frodo--Pancho and Mom have the same problem!
Kittibits, Cisco and Pancho

Inappropriate 26.May 2008 16:17

Owner brigitte
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Well I can just imagine the anguish you are going through, and well done on eating through the jeans – that serves her right!! As you say, you just have bigger bones that’s all!!
On the other hand I have found that to keep the old physique on the lean side makes it just that much easier to accomplish sneak attacks.
But the fact that the mutt gets treats for acting like a complete fool also get me!!!
Tigger

Inappropriate 26.May 2008 20:35

Owner LiandOllie
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Poor, poor Frodo!! You definitely need to pack up and head for Rome, enough is enough of this mistreatment and abuse!! It is nice, warm and sunny here, and no silly annoying dog either!! Don´t worry as I said while I was the COTW, I am a qualified fitness trainer, we can eat AND keep fit, all at the same time, I will line you up with my mum and let you two go for the burn!!
Oh and mummy begs please don´t eat the hammy ... I think she is sneaking something for you so you don´t have to be so desperate!

Inappropriate 26.May 2008 23:07

Owner wolfie
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Diets suck.

--Mugger

Inappropriate 27.May 2008 03:42