The puppy has eaten my bed!

I´m really not amused. First he claims it as his own, then he chews it to shreds. Now I suppose I´m expected to sleep on the floor in front of the fire instead of in my nice cosy bed! My poor misguided fool of a Human says he´s teething. Well I don´t remember chewing carpets, sofa´s and cat beds when I was teething, so that´s a poor excuse!

And do you want to know how he gets away with this behaviour? He does the ´I´m a cute innocent little puppy´ look and suddenly all is forgiven. Ugh! It´s sickening how foolish my Human´s are at times.

I tried the ´I´m a cute innocent little kitty´ look after I scratched the pups nose last night and My Human accused me of giving her the death stare and shut me in the kitchen till I ´cooled off´.

Now I know why us cats are meant to hate dogs!