What is a cat supposed to do when he can´t even walk around his own home any more, without being jumped on and chased by a horrible puppy. I try to get up high and he just stands underneath barking non-stop, I try to run, but he´s faster than me. I hiss and scratch him, but he´s so unbelievably stupid he just keeps coming back for more! Why are dogs so persistent? If I´d had my nose scratched as many time as the pup has, I´d have left home, but he just keeps coming back for more!

Of course my annoying, dog loving Human says he´s only playing, but I´m not going to demean myself by playing dog games! Oh no! For now I shall stick to hiding behind chairs and under beds and pouncing out on the silly mutt as he walks past. You should see the little fool jump!
It´s almost more fun than hiding under the bed and pouncing on my Human´s leg as she gets into bed!