My Human Grandmother having just recovered from a broken wrist, managed to fall and break 2 bones in her foot yesterday. She had an operation this morning to put pins into her foot and remove a piece of bone that had chipped off and it looks like she´ll be going home on Wednesday all being ...
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I just noticed Arwyn said in her diary entry that I´m in love with her!
I admit I had a little infatuation with her for a day or two, but I soon came to my senses. I follow her around to make sure she isn´t getting any sneaky food that I´m not aware of, that´s all. I can´t believe she thinks ...
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I´ve just turned 5! I can´t believe it. Where on earth does the time go.

There is a bright side though, Mum´s treated me to a special can of salmon for my birthday breakfast and she says we can forget the diet for one day, so I plan to spend my birthday doing what I love best... eating, ...
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I met my new Sister Arwyn again yesterday. She´s feisty and very beautiful.
I think I´m in love.

Ok, so she may not feel quite the same way about me. In fact she hissed at me and flew towards me at an amazing speed. I´m not sure if she wanted to give me a hug, or scratch my eyes out, so I ...
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First they bring home the puppy, now they´ve picked up a stray cat. I haven´t seen it but I know it´s in the bedroom eating my food!

Mum says the poor cat´s starving and desperately in need of some TLC, so I suppose I do have some sympathy, since I´ve been starved for months now with this ...
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Not content with eating my bed, eating my food and stealing my favourite spot in front of the pet TV (hamsters) Barney has now taken over my role as moth and spider hunter.

There I was happily lying on my back waiting for the moth to fly my way so I could grab it (I can´t waste too much of my ...
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Yesterday I was so hungry I chewed through the pocket of Mum´s jeans, just to get to the puppy´s training treats she´d forgotten were in there when she put them in the laundry basket. She was far from impressed when she discovered my ´crime´.

I personally think her starvation of me is far ...
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I had my monthly weigh-in at the vets today and I´ve gained just over 100 grammes. All that food deprivation and being forced to demean myself chasing a stupid fake mouse on a string, for nothing!

Now the vet wants to put me on a special food to see if that helps. I´m really not impressed. I ...
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Now it´s no secret that I´ve not always been too impressed with my Human´s choice in other pets, but today they´ve informed me that they´re getting a hamster. This is great news indeed since my last TV (the gerbil) is getting on a bit and rarely comes out to entertain me these days.

Of ...
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The puppy has eaten my bed!

I´m really not amused. First he claims it as his own, then he chews it to shreds. Now I suppose I´m expected to sleep on the floor in front of the fire instead of in my nice cosy bed! My poor misguided fool of a Human says he´s teething. Well I don´t remember ...
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What is a cat supposed to do when he can´t even walk around his own home any more, without being jumped on and chased by a horrible puppy. I try to get up high and he just stands underneath barking non-stop, I try to run, but he´s faster than me. I hiss and scratch him, but he´s so unbelievably ...
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The rotten Human´s in all their wisdom decided I needed to go on a diet. I´m not fat I just have big bones I tell you!

Anyway, I went for my first monthly weigh-in at the vets today and have lost 250 grammes. I shall celebrate later by stealing some of the puppy´s food when his back´s ...
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